Put Away Your Harpoon
WELCOME TO MY NERD PALACE
RUN
IF you have come seeking visual proof of my
inappropriate sense of humor, look here.
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Dear Doctor,
Whatever you do, don’t travel to Florida between the Oligocene and Pliocene epochs. Your pony-tiger-bear-dog thing will get eaten by a phorusehacid, and then you’ll be sad… er.
Love,
Jo
