Put Away Your Harpoon

WELCOME TO MY NERD PALACE

In this blog, you will find that:

1. I'm probably older than you.
2. Eagles are assholes.
3. I need a cigarette.
4. Someone needs to take away my MS Paint before something goes terribly wrong and the world is taken over by hamsters.
5.Or something like that.
6. I might be drunk right now.
7. wait, who are you people?
8. What am I doing here?
9. And why am I naked?
10. While we're both stuck here, we might as well have a conversation.
11. Isn't Sherlock Holmes just the greatest thing ever?

IF you have come seeking visual proof of my
inappropriate sense of humor, look here.

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