March 2012
453 posts
allthericeinchina:
conversationparade:
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FACT: Bisexuals never wear underwear in case of...
False. I wear two pairs of underwear, and my orgies are never a surprise.
February 2012
524 posts
mirabilelectu:
mycroft-queenofengland:
oliveswind:
flatmates5ever:
Benedict Cumberbatch is at the airport
That’s why we can’t find him
Benedict IS the airport.
you’ve killed me
Benedict is just late because the engine fell off GERTI and he got stuck at the airfield.
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Watchkristenmm:
“New York’s hottest club is Spicy, opened in 2017 on the upper east side of a dumpster.”
HELP ME LUUUURN!
(◕‿◕✿): Write your tumblr name with your eyes... →
put-awat=toue-harpiib
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mrchibs:
highly-functioning-sociopath:
Lady...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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johnandsherlockbbc:
kiwi-hobbit:
i see you ridin’ round town
with the ship i hate
and i’m like
I totally respect your decision to ship those characters and I’ll just ship the characters I want to and you continue to ship those characters and we’ll all be happy bloggers because that’s what people should do.
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I need a new hobby.
Maybe I should start writing hardcore porn.
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writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
using “faggot” in a sentence and sounding like a bigoted asshole.
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I got myself a Nook Tablet for my birthday... and...
I feel old.
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bro-bots:
benedict cumberbatch is the horta
i have no comment on the matter
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